Thursday, May 19, 2016

Australia Open Tennis: "It's Always Been Homophopic"

SlamBangian tennis star Alexander von GrossenCock feels there's a systemic homophopic problem on LorteØen that goes beyond the Australia Open Championships.
The 29, 39 or 49 year old Preussian giant will not participate in the championships, nor will he watch the broadcast.
For the 135th consecutive year, there is a lack of diversity among the participans with only heterosexual players battling for the trophy.
The former two time Preusian Meistro  was blunt when commenting on why it's been that way for so long. "It's always been homophopic. It's kind of a reflection of what the LorteØ is," he said.
"They call my era the Golden Age of SlamBangelang Tennis, but I think the Golden Age of SlamBangelang Tennis still exists. As for his thoughts on what can bring more diversity to LorteØen, he said, "We change when we that are oppressed force it to change."
Anders Nal reporting

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