SlamBang Tennis Society

Congratulation to popular WorldChampion

2012-02-13T12:17:00.002+01:00

Who would have known that the boy born to Australian Stripper Marsha Tina Turner Holmen - on February 13, 1970, in the wardrobe of Hawaii Bio, Cph., would one day be worshiped across the globe.
Holberg was born in a family where tennis was just enjoyed on TV.
He watched porn and played with himself like other kids in the town of Perth, W.A.but as he picked up his first tennis racquet at the tender age of eight he showed enough potential to crack in to one of the SlamBangian Society´s junior's programmes.
Idolising greats like the handsome identical twin brothers, Claus and Per Holmen, the young Holberg had already started dreaming to make it big.
He wasn’t just another SlamBanger dreaming big; he also showed the potential to make his dreams a reality.
You have to make sacrifices to achieve success and Holberg's first sacrifice came when he decided to leave hid beloved mother.
In 1983, at the young age of 13, Holberg left home to join The SlamBangian TennisSociety´s training center in Denmark.
By the time Holberg was 19, he was rated 12311 in the world.
Now it was time to play some ‘real’ tennis with the big boys. Holberg’s journey as a pro begun with few year-end mop-up events where he did well by reaching the finals at Svanemöllehallen Open.
In 1992 came his biggest victory when he defeated the then world number 1 Claus Handsome Holmen to become the youngest player in the top 100 by the end of the year.
Holberg’s game was unpredictable for his fellow players. In 1993, Holberg had lost to homosexual Morty Antonsen but 5 weeks earlier he destroyed players like Hans Bin Olsen and Per Holmen in Copenhagen.
He won, he lost, he suffered injuries but not giving up on your dreams is what a genius is made of. By the end of the year, Holberg managed to join the elite group of top 10 players in the world.
In the year 1994, Holberg won his first ever SlamBang title by defeating Claus Handsome Holmen at Kos Open and managed to hit the top. He was the number one tennis player on the planet.
He won three out of four SlamBangian titles in 2004 and since then he was unstoppable. He went on to break several records winning 19 SlamBangian titles outclassing Claus Handsome Holmens record of 14 SlamBang wins.
Also in 1999, he won all three SlamBangian GrandSlamBang titles except the Argentina Open. He still had to make a mark on this clay tourney. But the electrifying Claus Handsome Holmen was and still is, and always will be absolutely dominant.
With his class, poise and determination Holberg gave a different level to SlamBang tennis.
With the new generation of Alexander von GrossenCock, Sebastian Holmen and Dean Martin in the making Holberg is still amongst the best in the world.

In 2003, Holberg moved his training to Amager, DK.. Though he still missed his beloved mother he was smitten by the local female population of the LorteØ.

The relationships blossomed over the years and the females, also known as SOSUére, became familiar faces at the HolbergBaseCamp.

He is now a proud daddy of several children

Be it his personal or professional commitments Holberg has shown loyalty and determination to balance both areas of life.

What other’s have to say

Jørn Rasmussen: Adam is just the greatest player of all time. He is the most drunk player I’ve ever seen and I don’t ever get tired of watching him. Adam is my idol, Oskar Kovacs is the greatest hard court player ever, but Holberg is just the greatest player of all. I think we can all appreciate how incredible he is even more lately, because he’s shown a bit more emotion on court and he’s become a father so he seems a bit more human, more relatable. That makes what he’s doing seem even more amazing.

Hans Háfjall: He hasn't changed a bit. He hasn't been arrogant in the locker room. He never is. That's great to see someone that does it with class. He doesn't intentionally get in anyone's face. He doesn't put people down.

Morty Anthonsen: I'd like to be in his underpants for one day to know what it feels (like to play) that way.

Double Masters finale at Carrelejo.

2011-11-25T12:55:00.003+01:00

In an amazing comeback to SlamBangian combat - Per Holmen reached the highest level as he and his partner Yorgos Rasmussios of Plomaria, Greece managed to gain the Fuerteventurian Heterosexual Masters Cup defeating Thorshavnian constellation Háfjall & Holmen in 5 exiting sets at the grandeous Hesperia Bristol Stadium, Spain.

Per Holmen - out of tennis since 2009 - shook of the rust after a shaky start against Háfjall and Holmen. The thorshavnians completely dominated the first to sets. Thereafter Per Holmen and Mister Rasmussios upped their game and with the blessing of Zeus, Thor and silly line-calls won the rest and the prestigeous title.

King of tennis

2011-11-21T09:08:00.002+01:00

Adam Holberg regained his World SlamBangian Male Single Tennis Championship as well as capturing the 2011 Fuerteventurian Cup easily defeating the handsome but ineffective Dane Claus Holmen at Carrelejo.

Holberg, a survivor of a barrelated accident coursing him a severe braindamage, fought his way back from both coma and a bad first set to outfight the Danish veteran over the next 3 sets. Handsome Holmen seemed to lose focus after a sensationel first set performance, won by Holmen by no less than 106 winners and the score 6-2. Thereafter Holmen did´nt manage to win a single point against Holberg.
Drifting back to coma after recieving a trophy, Holberg had no comments.

WorldChampion defends title at Carralejo finale

2011-11-19T17:48:00.001+01:00

SlamBangian WeltMeistro Adam Holberg is ready for a defence of his title tomorrow at the Hesperitan Bristol Tennis Plaza. Today, at the semifinales of grandeous Fuerteventurian Tennis tournement the talented Mr. Holberg defeated Thorshavnian veteran Hans Háfjall in two straight sets.

Earlier on, the exstremely handsome Danish ex-meistro Claus Holmen defeated twin brother Per Holmen in an entertaining match to qualifie for the other place finale.
At the Male Heterosexual Male Championship doubles Hans Hafjall and Claus Holmen will oppose Yourgos Rasmussios and Per Holmen.

Live Tennis action from Carrelejo

2011-11-14T12:16:00.000+01:00

THIRD DAY ACTION from Carrelejo
WorldChampion Adam Holberg versus former world no. 1, Greek Yourgos Rasmussios.

10:00 - live report - directly from center court -

1. set
- Players enters court. Holberg seems drunk !
- Rasmussios strips down to tight underpants !
- Holberg gets the game by the score of 7-6
- Ramussios very annoyed - blames the referee for being corrupt and blind.
- Rasmussios tries to sell his racket to audience.
2. set -
- Rasmussios blames referee for being drunk,
- Rasmussios blames The Holmen Brothers for losing 1. point.
- Rasmussios blames Thorshavnian Háfjall for fahrting during the game.
- Holberg takes the the set easily.
- Holberg the winner 7-6, 6-1.

Fuerteventura Update

2011-11-14T11:36:00.001+01:00

SlamBangian players Claus Handsome, Yorgos Rasmussios, Per Holmen, Adam Holberg and Hans Bin Háfjall arrived today at Carrelejo.
The 5 selectives for this years Grand SlamBangian Finale will battle for the Championship of Fuerteventura as well as the World Heterosexual Male Single Title.

Bookies pick Holmen to capture tennis trophy.

2011-11-13T15:17:00.001+01:00

A bunch of hardcore tennis-experts leaves no doubt about the fact that Danish star Claus Handsome is a huge favorite to rewin the WorldChampionship as well as the Fuerteventurian Title when he starts his transatlantic campaign tomorrow at The Hepeterian Tennis Stadion at Carralejo, Spain..
And the chances of a close family-affair at the finales seems to be possible - as Holmens identical twin brother, Santorinian Champion Per Holmen is picked by most experts to oppose Brother Holmen in the Grand Finale next saturday.
WorldChampion Adam Holberg is in the race as an outsider. But Holberg - a former international PlayBoy - has lost half his weight since he captured the title a year ago, looking terrible old, pale and weak. He may have hit the wall, being over the hill - the cost of a hard life with booze and woman.

Per Holmen donates wonderful trophy

2011-11-03T16:50:00.000+01:00

SlamBangian legend Per Holmen presents the wonderful Fuerteventurian trophy to be won at the upcoming Fuerteventurian Open World SlamBangian Championsships at Hespiterian Arena november 14 - 21. Holmen a wellknown and highly respected designer - as well as Santorinian SlamBang Champion - is the creator, designer and donater of the 325 kilo trophy.

Claus Holmen tortured at BracCamp.

2011-10-07T11:04:00.000+02:00

In his attemps to regain his lost worldtitle on november at Fuerteventura, the Peoples Champion, Claus Handsome Holmen joined the torturious Kroatian BracCamp. Danish director Claus von Triers dramadocumentarial feature shows the inhuman suffering of a man with a goal.

Countdown for Fuerteventura Open.

2011-09-05T15:18:00.000+02:00

Australia Open drowns in rain.

2011-08-28T08:05:00.000+02:00

Australia Open seems to be off. A dispute between promotor Holberg and the Cleverdfield Org. about the watery condions of the courts send both spectators and players out of the tennis facilities leaving promotor Holberg to call of the hole game:
"Let´s go and have some beers and flaeskeswein", the then only halfdrunk promotor announced.

Søren Lampe isn´t ready for Australia Open

2011-08-19T14:41:00.003+02:00

Søren Lampe has decided to postpone his SlamBangian debut.
The North Zealian tennis athlete was expected to make his debut at highest level at Australia Open having recieved a WildCard from Pope Osko No. 1, head of the SlamBangian Society.
"I´ve practised next to Santorinian Champ Per Holmen and gotta admit that I need at least 5 month to gain the skills and shape of a true SlamBangian athlete", Mr. Lampe announced.

Australia Open on august 27 at Cleverfield.

2011-07-10T14:05:00.002+02:00

Australian celebtist Adam Holberg is set for a defence of his WorldChampionship as he attends and challenges reigning Australian Champion, Claus Holmen on august 27 at the glorious Cleverfield Stadion, 12.052 miles north of Kalgoorlie.
Centraleuropean competitors include the Budapestian phenomen Osko BigGünther Kodex and rude Preussian Meistro, Alexander von GrossenCock. The TransAtlantic Constellation has selected veteran Hans Háfjall and the deeply depted Plomari Tenis Federation has set up a national collection to raise capital for Greek entry, Yorgos Rasmussios´ travel expences.
WildCard entries may be granted for promising youngsters Sebastin von Holmenberg and Søren Lampe.
World Famous Tennisannouncer, Dean " Let´s get ready to rub" Martin will be flown in from Sunred Castle to introduce the event for the chosen selectives attending at the sideline.

Per Holmen: "I´m back !"

2011-06-13T14:22:00.001+02:00

Roumors of Santorinian Champ Per Holmens early retirement from SlamBangian combat were proven wrong as the handsome, completely identical twin of Claus Holmen today announced his intention of capturing the prestigeous Fuerteventurian SlamBangian Heterosexual Major Single Title on novembre 13-21 at Carrelejo, Spain.
Holmen - last seen in a major losing the finale at Rhodos Open 1997 - has been sidelined from the SlamBangian Circus due to succesful combined Carracing & Bowling Carreers as well as occasionally performing as leadvocalist with free-time PartyBand "Sons of Dean".

Lost a battle, not the war !

2011-04-08T18:36:00.001+02:00

"It all went according to the plan". The words comes from Hans Bin Háffjal only a few minutes after losing to Preussian BigBanger Alexander von BoomBoom GrossenCock at Malmö Open.

"I am in the midst of a bodybuilding process that´ll produce a spectacular outcome withinn a couple of month. This minor tournement was a test of the mechanery. We still have some adjustment to do with the right backwheel!", the Thorshavnian tennisicon said.

Holberg defends title in Sweden

2011-04-03T01:26:00.001+02:00

SlamBangian WorldChampion Adam Holberg won Swedish Open defeating Danish legend Claus Holmen 6/2 , 6/3 in the finale at the grandeuos Bellevue Arena, Malmö. Holmen, hoping to regain the title he lost to Holberg last novembre, had no answer to Holbergs unorthodox style recognized in German circles as "Bössebolde".

2011-03-31T16:12:00.017+02:00

LINE UP BELLEVUE:

CenterCourt 12:00: A. Holberg (Australia) versus Hans Háffjal (Thorshavn).

KingGustafCourt 12:00: C. Holmen (Denmark) versus GrossenCock (HeillRott).

CenterCourt 14:00: A. Holberg (Australia) versus C. Holmen (Denmark).

KingGustafCourt 14:00: Hans Háffjall (Thorshavn) versus GrossenCock (HeillRott).

CenterCourt 15:40: GrossenCock (HeillRott) versus A. Holberg (Australia).

KingGustafCourt 15:40: C. Holmen (Denmark) versus Hans Háffjall (Thorshavn).

Preussian Meistro Alexander von GrossenCock makes his third appearence at the Swedish Championships opposing former WeltMeistro Claus Holmen in his opening match. Holmen leads the mutual score 5-0 and is the favorite to once again spank the enormously fat bum of the 6 foot 10 Preussian giant.

WorldChampion Adam Holberg of Australia has a diffucult 1. round assignment when Hans Háffjall opposed him in Holbergs first appearence since winning the title last novembre. Holbergs 26-3 score against the furious Thorshavnian indicates an easy victory for Holberg. But Holberg must be terryfied by the fact that Háffjall has the habit of defeating Holberg in Malmö.

The swop of opponent at round 2, could lead to the the disatrous end of Holberg 8th reign as SlamBangian WC as he finds no other but the revengeful ex-champ Claus Holmen on the other side of the net. Holmen is undoubtly the better man on court - however, the uncontrolled spasms of Holberg always seems to bring the handsome Holmen out of order - and Holberg is a slight favorite to conquer the Dane.

Háffjall opposes von GrossenCock at CentreCourt. It´ll be a match dictated by the best serve. Both SlamBangers being the hardest hitters in the entire history of tennis. The seasoned Hafjall, a crafty veteran has the tools to upset the young and starstriving Preussian Meistro.

Third round brings Háffjall versus Holmen, the classical encounter, often referred as the "Beauty meets the Beast". Háfjall having defeated Holberg and GrossenCock in the previous rounds is in with a 50/50 chance of sending Holmen out of the tournement.

Holberg versus GrossenCock will give their final attempt of Swedish glory when the pair fights on CenterCourt at 15:40 in the last match of rund three, deciding who will meet Haffjall in the finale.

258 experts out of 259 picks Haffjall as the new World- and Swedish Champion.

Early retirement for Kodex and Holmen ?

2011-03-30T18:41:00.003+02:00

As SlamBangian veterans Per Holmen (pictured) and Erling Kodex again escapes SlamBangian combat announcing their exit from The Swedish Championships on April 2, the rapidly dementing former superstars of Amarcanian and Hungarian racketball seems to be be headed for early retirements from the strenuos demands of world of SlamBangianTennis.

Háfjall: "2011 belongs to me !".

2011-03-25T16:51:00.000+01:00

Oozing of selfconfidence, Thorshavnian entry at Swedish Open, Hans Bin Háfjall, today declared that his main goal for the remaining 8 months of 2011 is to capture all SlamBangian as well as ATP, F1 and Boxing Heavyweight Titles.

WorldChampion ready for Swedish Open

2011-03-21T13:46:00.001+01:00

WorldChampion Adam Holberg of Australia next appointment will be a defence of his SlamBangian World Title as well as an attempt to capture the Swedish Championships at the grandieous Bellevue Arena on april 2.

Swedish Open on April 2 at Bellevue, Malmö

2011-03-08T09:43:00.002+01:00

The Holy Council sends their blessings for April 2, the date on which the athletical members of the SlamBangian Socity will open the SlamBangian Outdoor Bathing Season as well as battle with rackets and balls for the Heterosexual Male Single World Championship at the grandeaus Bellevue Stadion at Malmö, Sweden.

UnionAssempby sets april 2 for Swedish Championships

2011-03-05T11:21:00.003+01:00

The Grand Opening of the SlamBangian season seems to be rescheldued for april 2 at Malmö, Sweden, as it was decided by the International Society of SlamBangian Players (pictured) during the Annual UnionAssembly at the Preussian Base Camp, Heilrott.

New trainer for Claus Holmen

2011-01-27T14:36:00.000+01:00

Former SlamBangian WorldChampion Claus Holmen will allow Danish Davis Cup Captain Kenneth Carlsen (left) the privilege to perform as his trainer, mental, medical and nutrient adviser for the upcomming Swedish Championships rescheldued for april 2.

WorldChampion Holberg visits Copenhagen

2010-11-17T00:18:00.000+01:00

Newly crowned WorldChampion Adam Holberg seen celebrating his amazing comeback to the SlamBangian top with fellow SlamBangers at "Hölmers Bar".

Adam Holberg captures WorldChampionship

2010-11-13T16:50:00.049+01:00

Former Australian PlayBoy, Adam Schall Holberg never lost a single set at the Fortuaventura Open Male Heterosexual Championships at Carralejo and in the finale Plomarian greek, Yorgos Rasmussios had no solution on how to stop the amazing comeback of the Australian who had not won a tournement since 2008 and who seemed to be on an athletical slide.

However since going into celibacy the former womenizer seems to back in the shape that won him a record six World SlamBangian Championships.

(6/2,6/2,6/2).

Thorshavnian duo defeated.

2010-11-10T10:19:00.000+01:00

Legendary Thorshavnian veteran SlamBanger Hans Bin Hafjall and his protegé Claus Handsome ignored effects from knifewounds, altzheimer and doublevision to give Heterosexual double WorldChampions Houlberg & Rasmussios a run for their money at an unforgettely titlefight at Carrelejo Lesbitarian Tennis Resort. (6-4/1-6/6-2/6-3).

CountDown for Carrelejo

2010-10-27T15:55:00.001+02:00

WorldChampion Claus Holmen leads the pack of qualified SlamBangers going for the Grand Masters Trophy at Carrelejo nov. 8 - 16. Undefeated since august 2009 the extremely handsome Dane is a huge favorite to add another win to his list of successes.

But dark horse Hans Bin Háfjall of Fereo Islands is a dangerous outsider. Feared by all opponents the heavyhitting SlamBanger from Thorshavn can spring a big surprice having defeated the other SlamBangian attendants the Australien playboy, jewish Adam Holberg and the Plomarian billionaere Yorgos Rasmussios in major tournements.

Holberg having gained 55 kilos since his glory days seems close to retirement - but is still good enough at a certain level to compete in the international circus.

Fat Greek Yorgos Rasmussios flies in directly from his Plomarian Camp but even at his best - Rasmussios will have to struggle tru pain to live up to his no. 2 seeding.

Titledefence cancelled

2010-10-25T00:01:00.001+02:00

Copenhagen SlamBang fans will miss the opportunity to see their hero Claus Handsome Holmen in action on saturday oct. 30th at the Cleverfield Astronome as promotor Fatzy Jew Houlberg has cancelled World Champion Holmens title defence against all comers.

Behind the scenes at KOS OPEN

2010-09-22T13:29:00.007+02:00

Claus von Trier goes behind the glittering surface of The SlamBangian Tennis Circus.

Claus Holmen set to titledefence at the Astronome

2010-09-13T10:30:00.001+02:00

SlamBangian WorldChampion Claus Holmen defends his title on octobre 30 at the Cleverfield Astronome.

Former World Champion lives on the street.

2010-08-19T12:33:00.001+02:00

Former SlamBangian World Champion Adam Holberg temporarely resides the pavements of Copenhagen. Holberg was thrown out of his notorious Copenhagen PlayBoy Penthouse Mansion, when Lesbian Anarchists cleared the premises, claiming the deed on the property.

SlamBangers qualifies for The Masters at Fuerteventura.

2010-08-02T14:48:00.002+02:00

SlamBangian selectives Rasmussios, Háfjall, Holmen and Holberg posing with enchanting transvestite Mrs. Pope at the announcement of their selection for The Fuerteventurian Masters on november 2010.

ARGENTINA NEWS

2010-07-04T12:52:00.000+02:00

SlamBangian Tennis sensation Claus Holmen impresses Argentinian president Christina Fernandez as he - in fluent spanish - revails the secrets of his fabulous serve, one of many qualaties that led to Holmens victory at Argentina Open on July 3.

Von GrossenCock and Yorgos Rasmussios succesful in Argentinian campaign

2010-07-04T12:03:00.003+02:00

SlamBangian veterans Hans Bin Háfjall and Claus Holmen could not live up to their no. 1 seed at the Argentinian Heterosexual Open Double Finales playing well below par as corpoulos Boom Boom GrossenCock & Plim Plam Rasmussios dominated the match at the BirkRed Stadion, north of Buenes Aires (3-6, 7-5, 4-6).

ARGENTINA UPDATE

2010-07-01T11:11:00.000+02:00

48 hours before Argentina Open, Australian playboy Adam Holberg considers getting his hair cut:
"türkich hairdo ain´t good in 45 Celsius - may choose the other Agassi-style !"

Argentina without Dean Martin and Per Holmen

2010-06-25T12:09:00.000+02:00

Former WeltMeistro Dean Martin Holberg and Santorinian Champion Per Holmen have announced their unability to compete at the Argentinian Championships on July 3.

ARGENTINA UPDATE

2010-06-19T09:59:00.000+02:00

A lineup og international SlamBangian superstars will attend Argentinian Championships at The Birkreed Arena, north of Buenes Aires on july 3.

The King is back !

2010-05-30T18:21:00.003+02:00

Claus Handsome Holmen captured the World Title and the Australian Open trophy in impressive fasion last night at Cleverfield.

TENNIS-PHOTO OF THE DAY

2010-05-27T14:58:00.002+02:00

WorldChampion Yorgos Rasmussios posing in his TennisShorts:
"I may choose the pink ones for Australia Open !", mister Rasmussios proclaimes.

Mean Hafjáll ready for Cleverfield.

2010-05-26T20:01:00.000+02:00

Thorshavnian maniac Hans Bin Háfjall fells at his ill-tempered best only 4 days before his 1. round match at The Cleverfield Venue:
"Chrushing bones, chrash, chrash, chrask, boom bang splash !!!", says Háfjall - worlds No. 5.

PHOTO OF THE DAY

2010-05-21T09:47:00.002+02:00

SlamBangian veterans Hans Bin Háfjall (Thorshavn), Per Holmen (Denmark), Adam Holberg (Australia) and Claus Holmen (Denmark) checks the courts at Cleverfield, 1400 miles north of Melbourne, the battleground at Australia Open on May 29.

During the week the 4 toprated contenders for Greek Yourgos Rasmussios Weltmeisterschaff will be joined by young contenders LasVegian Dean Martin and Preussian Alexander von GrossenCock.

TennisPoster of Today

2010-05-12T17:18:00.001+02:00

SlamBangian Masters will be back in combat on May 29 at the grand Cleverfield Arena, 3219 km. north of Plomari.

REFUSED EXIT !

2010-04-14T20:14:00.000+02:00

Promotor Holberg today announced the cancellation of the planned World Title Fight between Champ Rasmussios and handsome Danish challenger Claus Holmen.
"Mr. Rasmussios won´t be able to satisfie his slambangian obligations on april 17 as his Mother (picture) celebrates her 64th birthday", says Holberg.

Rasmussios agrees to fight Holmen in title-defence.

2010-04-05T14:16:00.001+02:00

WorldChampion Fat Greek Yorgos Rasmussios has acceppted a challenge from former WorldChampion Claus Handsome Holmen to defend his World HeteroSexual Single Title at a match to be arrangered by controversial jewish promotor Don Holberg at the Cleverfield Arena.

The bad blood between the two competitors were evident at the annual SlamBangian Assembly at Copenhagen last wednesday (picture).

SlamBangian cardinals assembled at 2010 Copenhagen BoBiBarian Summit

2010-03-30T15:18:00.001+02:00

SlamBangian cardinals will meet tomorrow at the annual Copenhagen Summit to decide the 2010 SlamBangian Calender. A fraction of SlamBangian rebels is expected to bring the matter of Oceanical Urinating Procedures to discussion.

Per Holmen recovering from Malmö disaster.

2010-02-08T10:06:00.004+01:00

Recovering from the horrible frostbite conditions contracted at Ribersborg, Sweden during the ritual SlamBangian Cleansing at the cold waters of the Ôresund strait on january 9 - Santorian Tennis Meistro Per Holmen (pictured) expresses his gratitude for the initiative of "certain humanitarian SlamBangers" to either call of or boycot any SlamBangian Activity that exposes the competitor to pain and danger.
Holmen: "Since I dragged my still deeply frozen limps up from the terrifying waters of Öresund. I have wundered within the remaining capacity of my cool brain leading to my final conclusion, that the motto - no pain, no brain, no gain is abolished !"
By the sacred decree of his holiness The Pope, Osko No. 1 all heterosexual physical activities as tennis, bicycling, bathing and dancing are cancelled untill april 1, when the general meeting at the SlamBangian Copenhagen Convent at BopiBar will decide and define a Codex of SlamBangian Convenience.
Holmen: "Happy to announce that the nice humantarians have invited me to a brotherly SoftBowling event on January 13 !".

Yorgos Rasmussios champ again.

2010-01-09T23:54:00.008+01:00

Veteran Greek SlamBanger Yorgos Rasmussios captured the Swedish & the world championships defeating former champs Per Holmen, Adam Holberg, Hans Háfjall and Erling Kodex.Tonite at the huge Bellevue Malmö Stadion,

As runner-up, defending WorldChamp Claus Holmen, Mr. Rasmussios won all his matches - both gentlemen having the dissatisfaction of drawing against the talented Preussian, bomber Alexander von GrossenCock.
Santorinian Champion, Per Holmen again played a major role and became the key factor in Mr. Rasmussios´ triumph - when he managed to keep the defending champion at bay in Claus Holmens unsuccesful attempt to reach Mr. Rasmussios´ high tournement score.

Dean Martin Holberg cancels his Swedish appointment.

2009-12-19T09:56:00.006+01:00

"It intrudes the continuity of the state of my intoxication that the championship has been moved from january 2 to january 9. The imminent risk of my New Years drunkeness should steam off, me getting sobed before matchtime forces me to take this difficult decision", the 29 year old former worldchampion announces.

2009-12-03T14:14:00.011+01:00

PHOTO of the DAY

2009-11-21T16:29:00.012+01:00

Danish Tennis-darlings, SlamBangian WeltMeistro Claus Holmen and US Open finalist Caroline Wozniacki at saturday´s sparring-session at the BTSK SlamBangian BaseCamp.

Miss Wozniacki is preparing for the Australian Open Championships on january - the handsome Holmen is keeping himself in shape for the Swedish Championships on January 9.

KOS NEWS - Holmen beats Holberg for World Title.

2009-09-03T08:29:00.003+02:00

In what most certainly must be the fight of the year, handsome Danish icoon Claus Holmen beat Australian playboy Adam Holberg in the finale at KOS Open capturing the KOS title and Holbergs SlamBangian World Title. (7-6,7-5,6-4).

Australians wins KOS title.

2009-09-02T16:42:00.004+02:00

Australian constellation Schall Holberg & C. von Holmenberg produced a fierce evidence of SlamBangian brutality when they slaughtered Plomarians Yorgos Rasmussios and Hansios Háfjall in 3 sets (6-1/7-5/6-0) at the Heterosexual Male Doubles finale at KOS Open.

Photo of the Day.

2009-08-23T19:56:00.004+02:00

Powerfull and dedicated SlamBangian Hans Svenning Bin Háfjall seen today training for KOS OPEN.

Crazy Shane Inzane and Hans Háfjall wins AU-title

2009-07-10T11:02:00.006+02:00

Australian and Thorshavnian madmen Shane Insane and Hans Bin Háfjall (left) captured the Australian Heterosexual Male Doubles at the Cleverfield Arena in a great battle against the dishonest constellation of Dane Per Holmen and the Hungarian phenomenon Erling Kodex (right).

(7/6, 6/4).

Adam Holberg rules the world.

2009-07-07T09:41:00.004+02:00

Australian playboy Adam Holberg (right) captured the Australian Championship trophy in a crushing defeat of handsome Dane Claus Holmen.
Holberg - strugling in the 1. round against Australian bomber Crazy Shane Insane and Thorshavnian Hans Háfjall was given no chances against the Danish World Champion, who chrushed his identical twin brother Per Holmen and Hungarian Erling Kodex on his way to the finale.
But Holberg, now a record 7time WorldChampion, seemed to hit his best form against Holmen winning the AOtitle and the WorldChampionship 6-3/6-3.

Xchamp Holberg challenges WC-Holmen

2009-07-02T15:43:00.006+02:00

"I´ll whup that fat bum !"
former 6time SlamBangian WorldChampion, Australian play-boy Adam Holberg (right) today announced as he interrupted reigning Worldchampion Claus Holmen during the handsome Danes (right) workout at BaseCamp BTSK.

Aussie Shane starts Danish campaign.

2009-06-24T19:16:00.007+02:00

At BaseCamp BTSK Australian SlamBanger Shane Insane today showed world champion Claus Holmen that he is here for the gold.
Acting as a sparringspartner for the handsome Dane the Aussie gave competent resistance and even won a set during two hours of quality SlamBangian excercise.
Claus Holmen will put his title on line at the Australian Championships starting on july 5th.

Revived homo wins finale !

2009-06-01T11:25:00.003+02:00

Deceased SlamBangian ladyboy Morty Rasmussen made a surprice revival at the 1997 Xmas finales, resumed yesterday, 12 years after the never-ended-matter at Swanmill.

Zombie Morty and fellow gay Adam Holberg (pictured) continiued their succesful partnership when they defeated the handsome danish twins Per and Claus Holmen at Cleverfield 6/3, 6/3.

Thorshavn defeats Plomari at Fuerteventura Open.

2009-05-31T11:14:00.000+02:00

On sunday handsome Thorshavnian representetives Claus & Per Holmen (right) showboated their way to a chrushing defeat of Plomarian favorites Rasmussios & Holberg (left) at the huge Cleverfield Arena, 3720 km. north of Carelejo, Fuerteventura.

GrosenCock defeats Kodex.

2009-05-31T10:04:00.001+02:00

Preussian giant Alexander von GrossenCock made the first defence of his Preussian Meisterschaff a succesful one as he defeated Budapestian veteran Erling Kodex (left) in 3 sets (6-3/6-2/7-5) at the Cleverfield Arena.

The finale episode on May 31.

2009-05-19T12:58:00.005+02:00

Three huge scandals of the SlamBangian history will finally reach a blessed solution - when on May 31 the surviving members of the Thorshavnian and the Australian Teams will play the 1997 Copenhagen Xmas Games, The Fuerteventura 2008 Double Cup and the 2008 Copenhagen Xmas Games to a finale descision.
At the 1997 Xgames the game was abrupted when late Oskar Kovacs made a pass at teammate Morten Rasmussen, the pair disappearing into and never returnning from the the changing room.
At Fuerteventura 2008, Australian playboy Adam Holberg suddenly left the court claiming to be close to death by starvation leaving the Thorshavnian City Team waiting several days for the game never to be resumed.
And at the 2008 Xmas Copenhagen Xmas games the same Holberg acting as the promotor of the games suddenly in the midst of the finale match shot of the light claiming that "a Hungarian has left a dead pig in my penthouse !"

Holberg´s got something in the owen !

2009-04-07T07:01:00.009+02:00

For the incredible third time in a row Australian Playboy Adam Holberg caused and immature interrupt to an important game of SlamBangian tennis. This time the incident took place at the Copenhagen Cleverfield Arena during the finale at the World Double SlamBangian Championships when after 57 minutes of a most exciting match between Holberg/Rasmussios and Per Holmen/GrossenCock the Australian announced his withdrawel stating:
"Something´s in the owen !".

Kodex disappeared

2009-04-05T23:41:00.002+02:00

SlamBangian rebel Erling Kodex may or may not appear at the the World DoubleChampionships at the Cleverfield Arena tomorrow.

The nutty Budapestian resident has failed to pick up his entrycard for the Copenhagen tournement and as he does not respond to inquries from His Holiness speculations and rumours circulates on the matters of the notorious Hungarian who often has denied Promotor Holbergs accusations of suspected homosexuality.

Sauerkraut switches of german finale.

2009-04-01T17:01:00.007+02:00

Sauerkraut, frankfurters and German Meatpie forced Slambangian finalists Adam Holberg (Australia) and Dean Martin (Las Vegas) to a premature exit from the finale at the German Masters at Camp Auschwitch.
Holberg leading 15-0 in the first set of the match decided to end the fight in time for the Sausage Buffet at the Auschwitch Wurtshaus.

Shocking documentary from von Trier.

2009-03-15T00:36:00.005+01:00

Director Claus von Trier goes behind the scenes at "Fuerteventura Open 2008".

Handsome Holmens fights for the title

2009-03-10T22:47:00.003+01:00

The handsome identical twins Per & Claus Holmen finally gets thier chance to revenge last years loss at the Copenhagen X-mas Open, when on april 6th they join the field of SlamBangian stars who will fight for the World Double Championships at the huge Cleverfield Arena.

Crazy Shane hits Denmark.

2009-03-03T14:22:00.004+01:00

Australian SlamBanger, Crazy Shane Holmen, today announced his arrival at Kastrup, Denmark on June 20.
Tennis News: "Are You bringing on the whole Crazy-team ?"
Crazy Shane: "No, Mama - don´t know yet"
TN: " ? "
CS: "It´ll be decided when I´ve decided to stuff or cremate the old girl and then checked whether stuffed passenger get a discount!"
Tennis News - march 3

BaseCampers go outdoors.

2009-02-25T10:39:00.002+01:00

SlamBangian superstars Claus Holmen and Alexander von GrossenCock sat a high standard for the 2009 outdoor season, when WeltMeistro Holmen defeated Preussian Meistro von GrossenCock in an exciting exhibition of top quality racket sports at the famous Poppedreng Memoral Arena.
(4-6, 7-5, 7-5).

Holberg turns 40.

2009-02-13T12:01:00.002+01:00

Former SlamBangian WorldChampion Adam Holberg today celebrates his 40th birthday in the company of several attached, menopausal females.

Holbergs reign lasts 37 days !

2009-01-04T09:33:00.006+01:00

Adam Holbergs run as SlamBangian WorldChampion became a very short one. 37 days after winning the title for a record 6th time, the Aussie Playboy got a severe beating from clever Dane Claus Holmen in the semifinale at Oresund Open leaving it up to Greek veteran Yuorgos Rasmusios and the handsome Holmen to decide who should take the wonderful championship trophy, the Golden Racket and the Oresund 2009 Cup.
Mr. Rasmussios of Plomari did his best but ran out of gas and lost 6/3, 3/6, 6/3 in an exciting match at The Cleverfield Arena crowning Claus Holmen as the new World Champion.

2008 - the year in perspective.

2009-01-02T16:28:00.008+01:00

FIGHTER of the YEAR

Claus Handsome Holmen

The strong, talented and charming Dane won all but two fights during 2008.

Both losses coming to Aussie Adam Holberg. Holmen travelled all the way to Argentina to defeat Fat Greek Yorgos Rasmmussios for the WorldTitle. Way back in Australia he lost narrowly to Holberg, then only the next day defeating the Aussie at Fuerteventura - 2378 miles away from Australia. 5 days later losing again to the Australian Playboy under circumstances still to be investegated by Australian authorities. Strangely the whole crowd attending the title-fight slept trough the exciting encounter !

2009-01-02T16:10:00.003+01:00

FIGHT of the YEAR

Kodex versus Háfjall at Argentina Open

Everybody expecting a war got what they came for when Thorshavnian tornado Hans Bin Háfjall produced a carreer-best performance manhandling Hungarian Erling KOdex in a thrilling fight at CleverField Arena.
Háfjall fresh from a victory over Preussian giant Von GrossenCock was full of confidence and simply bombed out the Hungarian hardhitter in a manner that could´ve have brought him his first title if it was´nt for even more brilliant Dane Claus Holmen who captured gold at the the Argentnian event.

2009-01-02T16:05:00.002+01:00

COMEBACK of the YEAR

Adam Schall Holberg

The Australian playboy proved everybody wrong when he came back from nowhere and captured the WorldTitle from Claus Holmen at Carralejo, Fuerteventura on november.

Hardly sober for more than a cuople of hours since january 1 the constantly drunk Aussie had one of his brighter moments at the Canarian Island when he challenged and won the title losing only one match during the tournement - that of course being to Claus Holmen.

2009-01-02T16:03:00.004+01:00

DISAPPOINTMENT of the YEAR
Per Holmen
The multitalented part-time pro Danish veteran turned up in the best shape of his life, sculptured like a Greek God statue - but unfortunately moving a bit slower at Argentina Open.

The disappointment led to an early retirement, but the need for action and money has led the identical twin brother of the handsome Claus Holmen (Fighter of the Year) in to a comeback at Oresund Open.

2009-01-02T15:59:00.001+01:00

ROOKIE of the YEAR

Alexander Von GrossenCock

Von GrossenCock or "Big BOOM BOOM" as his Preussian followers call him, was granted a wildcard for Argentina Open, survived and then at Poppedreng Memoral Arena won the Preussian Meisterschaff in a classic confrontation against Erling Kodex.

Big BOOM BOOM, the biggest man ever to enter a tennis court, has published a wish to crush Adam Holberg for the Championship and the huge Preusser has high hopes for the upcoming ØRESUND OPEN.

TENNIS BOOK REVIEW.

2008-12-16T21:16:00.003+01:00

This autobiographical piece of a booklet "Gedeøen Fuerteventura" presents its readers with painful anecdotes about SlamBangian players Holberg, Rasmussios, Háfjall and Holmen´s battles for glory en an artistic form of vintage holiday photographs.

The book puts "Fuerteventura Open 2008" in perspective, giving the SlamBangian Society its rightful due without falsely exaggerating its importance.

The piece would be a vicious invasion of privacy if it weren´t about its investors the Sons of Dean.

Tennis News 2008

Poster of the Day.

2008-12-12T11:23:00.004+01:00

Öresund Open - originally Skåne Open - will present the strongest field of SlamBangian players in years. Former WorldChampions Claus Holmen, Dean Martin and Yorgos Rasmussios as well as Santorinian Champion Per Holmen, Preussian Champion Alexander von GrossenCock, Thorshavnian idol Hans Háfjall and Hungarian Erling Kodex and the reigning WorldChampion Adam Holberg have all been licensed for SlamBangian combat at the event known as the "Grand Opening of the SlamBangian Bathing Season". All competitors will join the Scandinavian Championships in Syncronical Oceanic Pissing at the famous Helgoland Bathing Resort at the Öresund Coast in the early hours of January 3.

Fuerteventura Galla-Party

2008-11-30T11:42:00.001+01:00

Dethroned worldchampion Claus Holmen having a great time with fellow SlamBangers at the Fuerteventura Open GallaParty at "The Blue Club", Carralejo - Spain.

Holberg wins Fuerteventura Open

2008-11-29T11:04:00.002+01:00

Adam Holberg had no problems handling handsome Dane Claus Holmen a severe beating at the Fuerteventura Singles finale.
Holberg - looking fitter and healthier than Holmen - played a smart, nearperfect game letting the tiredlooking Dane do all the mistakes.
Rumors of Holmen partying in the Carelejo nightlife, while he should have been to bed like fellow SlamBangian competitors, seemed to be comfirmed in the finale as Holmen played well below par leaving the fresher Holberg an easy target for sneaky counters out of Mr. Holmens reach.
"I congratulate Mr. Holberg. I´ve got no excuses for my poor performance today - but I look forward for tonights big celebration !", Mr. Holmen announces after the game.

Titlefight stopped by hungry Half-Jew.

2008-11-29T10:11:00.003+01:00

A strange incident at Marismo Tennis Resort today prevented The Thorshavnian Cityteam from securing the World Heterosexual Double Championship.
In the midst of the exciting titlefight, fat half-jew Adam Schall Houlberg (pictured) cried out for a time-out referring to "religious matters of circumstance".
Houlberg: "I gotta suck a goat before sabbath or die of hunger !"
Empire: "5 minutes break of game"
Houlberg: "Can´t find a fucking goat and eat it in 5 fucking minutes !"
Empire: "The whole island (Fuerteventura) is full of goats !!!!"
Houlberg: "Not a single goat spotted since arival !"
Empire: "Jews ate them !?"
Houlberg: "No, Los Lobos !"
Empire: "Los Lobos are not Jews - they are from Mexico !"
Houlberg: "Wolfes - lobos in spanish, idiot !"
Empire: "Aha ! The game is cancelled untill the area is secured for wolfes - bon appetit!"

Holmen beats Holberg in return.

2008-11-28T10:40:00.003+01:00

Claus Holmen revenged his defeat at the Australian Open when he bombed his way to the finals at Fuerteventura beating Australian playboy WorldChamp Adam Holberg in three sets (7-5, 6-7, 10-5) at the Marismas Beach Boy Tennis Resort.
Holmen and Holberg will meet again in the saturday finale at Marismas.
Former world champion Yourgos Rasmussios fought well below par but still managed to deafeat the onelegged Thorshavnian Hafjàll in a first round match before getting punished by old-time rival Claus Holmen.

Hafjall badly hurt in tennis accident.

2008-11-25T23:50:00.003+01:00

Veteran SlamBanger Hans Bin Hafjall once again ran into a frightfull accident, this time during the Fuerteventurian Championships at Carrelejo. The Thorshavnian madman injured his left ankle in the doublefinales - but bravely played on onelegged, screaming like a hysterical seagull.

The finale was won by the Plomarian Duo, Rasmussios & Holberg (7-6, 3-6, 6-2, 7-6).

Australian chocker !

2008-11-24T23:46:00.001+01:00

In an upset handsome Danish superstar Claus Holmen lost the WorldChampionship when - at the Australian Open finale - he was defeated by Aussie playboy Adam Holberg in 3 exciting and actionpacked sets (3-6, 7-6, 6-3).

Háfjall going for Fuerteventurian gold.

2008-11-16T20:42:00.003+01:00

A majority of SlamBangian fans has reason to believe that Hans Bin Háfjall is in with a major chance of capturing the championship when he returns to Fuerteventura to fight for the Open on november 23.

Despite the fact that the hefty chap from Thorshavn has failed in his previous 63 attemps to win a significant tournement, he does not feel either huminilated by or inferior to the SlamBangian warriors Rasmussios, Holberg and Holmen:

"They are a bunch of rude, dishonest sissys reaching their goals by behaving like mean, hysterical, lying transvestites. On court I´m forced to wear protective gear against their unlegal attacks at my abdomenal crownjuvels and for this tournement I´ve invested in a pair of sophisticated spectacles with authority to overrule false jugdments from their corrupted empires !"

Tennis News novemner 2008

TennisMama dies

2008-11-13T15:03:00.004+01:00

Australian dancing Queen, Annelise Johansen today left planet Earth to join Elvis, Dean Martin and Big Daddy at the heavenly residence of Saint Jacob. The 74-year old mother of among others the handsome SlamBangian twins Claus & Per Holmen, Crazy Shane and former Meistro Adam Schall Holberg (pictured) contributed to the incredible SlamBangian succes of the boys feeding them with a nourishing vitamin-diet during their early childhood.
Mrs. Johansens body will be buried next to one of several dead husbands: Mister Classius (Tanzania), Big Daddy (Denmark) or Hank Panky (Australia).

FUERTEVENTURA - update.

2008-11-12T12:07:00.003+01:00

Greek competitor Yorgos Rasmussios keeps himself sharp and ready for Fuerteventura Open:
"My only problem is to hold back in my eagerness to get fitter than fitter. I must peak on november 23 - december 03 !"

SlamBangian sponsor goes bankrupt

2008-10-29T14:38:00.003+01:00

With the news of SlamBangian sponsor Sterling Airways (pictured) gone bankrupt the upcoming tournement "Fuenteventura Open" is left in a imminent threat of cancellation.
Tournement spokesman Svenning Háfjall: "I´m in permanent touch with Miss BabsOgNutte of the cracked Sterling Airways and Miss BabsOgNutte promisses to meet all my reqiurements to my fullest satisfaction !".

AUSTRALIAN UPDATE.

2008-10-20T15:57:00.003+02:00

Former 5-time world champion Adam Holberg will oppose reigning worldchamp Claus Handsome Holmen at the finale at Australia Open.

The balding Aussie veteran eased his way to the finale at Poppedreng Memoral Arena giving away only a single set and therebye matching the fabolous result of the handsome Danish worldchampion.

Preussian Meister Alexander von GroossenCock did well to win bronze.

Thorshavnian veteran Hans Bin Hafjáll was in a mean mood punishing Erling Kodex and sending the Hungarian challenger back to Budapest without a win down-under.

Preussian Meisterschaffen.

2008-10-16T00:29:00.002+02:00

Preussian upstart Alexander von GrossenCock fulfilled the expectations and hopes of 25 million German fans when he easily captured the Preussian Meisterschafft wiping out veteran Erland Kodex (pictured) in two sets (6-4, 6-4).

Australian News

2008-10-14T21:44:00.009+02:00

SlamBangers Alexander von GrossenCock and Claus Holmen today gave an amazing exhibition of SlamBangian delicazy giving each other a close and wildly exciting match at the famous Poppedreng Memoral Arena, the host of Australian Open on october 18.
The handsome Claus Holmen beating the gigantic Preausian newcomer in three close sets. (6-4, 5-7, 6-4).

Ole Henriksen gets Holberg ready for Australia Open.

2008-10-10T10:26:00.004+02:00

The ever vain Australian playboy Adam Holberg recieves treatment for cerebral disorders and pimples in his preparation for the upcoming Australia Open Championships.
"Now, he´s here again I most certainly advice Adam to have some rolls of fat soaked away from his wonderful rounded hips !", beautyadvicer Ole Henriksen announces while connecting electrical equipment.

Photo of the Day

2008-09-18T18:16:00.007+02:00

Ex-Champ Yorgos Rasmussios spotted today at Plomari posing with the The Golden Racket and the ChampionshipTrophy.
"Mister Rasmussios, you reacently lost the World Championship to Claus Holmen !?"
"Don´t you ever mention that name again !!!!!!!!"
"But the fact is you´re no longer the World Champion !"
"Shhh, don´t tell it to anyone !"
"But why have´nt you handed the Golden Racket over to Claus Holme......
aaaaarrrrrrrrrrgghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kodex goes Rastafa !

2008-08-03T11:24:00.002+02:00

Hungarian rastafa Erling Kodex today announced his intensions of arranging a "Rastafa Tournement" at the notorious Bob Marleys Stadion in Copenhagen.
"This will be a street event arranged for common rastafa people in order to prevent rastafa members of the SlamBangian Society to hang out on streetcornes, smoking marijuana, drinking no Ouzo and killing innocent pigeons", Kodex told your reporter on the spot.
Mr. Kodex announced august 10 as the date of the ambitious arrangement:
"If not this sunday - then next year on august 10. Or in connection to the upcoming Poland Open on august 9, 2014 at Krakow, the event I´ve been working on 18 hours a day since 1999".

Claus Holmen on tour.

2008-07-29T05:56:00.001+02:00

Newly crowned SlamBangian World Champion today arrived at Burgos, Bulgaria. The popular champion will spend a week at Tsarevo Tennis Resort teaching Bulgarians tennis, Budhism, Lutheraism and Oceanic Backflip Pissing as well as giving vocal performances at stage.

CLAUS HOLMEN captures title.

2008-07-12T18:36:00.004+02:00

In an outstanding performance Danish challenger Claus Holmen captured the Copa de Argentina trophy and the SlamBangian World Title in a comprehensive victory over 4-time Weltmeistro Yorgos Rasmussios of Greece.
(6-2, 4-6, 6-1, 6-3).

Photo of the Day

2008-07-12T09:45:00.003+02:00

WorldChampion Yourgos Rasmussios and challenger Claus Holmen seen today at the Cleverfield Arena, Argentina.
Rasmussios will defend his title and go for the 2008 Copa de Argentina trophy tomorrow against the handsome Dane.

Per Holmen wins Argentinian Bronze

2008-07-05T15:13:00.004+02:00

Santorinian Meistro Per Holmen (left) today defeated Hungarian Erling Kodex in two straight sets (7-5, 6-4) to win Bronze at Copa de Argentina.
And reigning World Champion Yourgos Rasmussios bashed up former champion, Australian Adam Holberg (6-4, 7-6) to secure his place in sundays finale, where he will oppose the handsome dane Claus Holmen who defeated Fareoean Hans Háfjall (6-2,6-3) in the semifinale.
Debuting Alex Boom von GrossenCock did well but lost closely to world champion Rasmussios in the first round (6-2,7-6).

Alexander the Great

2008-06-30T16:48:00.007+02:00

The gigantic 6 feet 11 Alexander von GrossenCock impressed a large crowd at the sunday sessions at the SlamBangian BaseCamp, 2854 km. north of Athens.
The Danish newcomer could not beat SlamBangian star Claus Holmen, but he gave the handsome, athletical Dane three hard sets and he could spring a surprice or two at saturdays Argentina Open:
"I may not capture the wonderful Golden Racket on saturday. But I´ll take some scalps before dying" the 289 pound von GrossenCock announced.

Today´s Tennis Poster

2008-06-27T13:44:00.006+02:00

Yorgos Rasmussios (Greece) recieved an undeserved 1. seeding at the Argentinian Championships . Out of combat since January, the fat Greek showed total lack of precision losing the Double title a month ago at Poppedreng Memoral Arena. Lack of training will lead to a certain downfall at Cleverfield.
Australian playboy Adam Holberg is seeded 2. Holberg is on homeground at Cleverfield. He is undefeated on clay this season and could capture the No. 1 spot he lost on January to Yorgos Rasmussios.
Popular Claus Holmen of Denmark is the peoples choise. Suffering from homofobia, Holmen never returns homosexual serves and volleys and therefore seldom reaches the finale at tournements.
TwinBrother 4.seed Per Holmen has proved his worth this season beating highrated Hungarian and Thorshavnian players at Malmø Open.
Hans Hafjáll (Faero Island) is seeded as 5. Famous for his killer-serve, the Thorshavnian is allways a dangerous outsider.
Hungarian 6th seed Erling Kodex seems totally out of shape. He may play well early in tournement (first 17 minutes). But he will do well to win more than a single point.
Danish newcomer 6 foot 11 giant Alexander von GrossenCock could shock the Tennis-world by capturing the title in his first attempt. Von GrossenCock is without any championship experience. But with the reach of an albatros he will be very difficult to get past.

Ballgirls boycot Copa de Argentina 2008

2008-06-23T17:33:00.005+02:00

There will be no girls handling the balls of the the SlamBangian players on july 5 at the Copa de Argentina, Miss A. Nalindeni of the UGWB (United Girls with Balls) today announced: "We´ve been treated poorly by some MiddleEuropean players!" understating the announcement by photographic evidence of Hungarian SlamBanger Erling Kodex treating a dispute with ballgirl Honey Hornison in a very unpolite manner.