Scandals must be resolved on the court, not in court

Huge scandals will finally reach a blessed solution

By Lily Luder

May 31 the surviving members of the Thorshavnian and the Australian Teams will play the 1997 Copenhagen Xmas Games, The Fuerteventura 2008 Double Cup and the 2007 Cleverfield Games to a finale descision.

At the 1997 Xgames the game was abrupted when presumed dead Oskar Kovacs made a pass at teammate Morten Rasmussen, the pair disappearing into and never returnning from the the changing room.

At the 2007 Cleverfield games mentally unbalanced Adam Holberg suddenly in the midst of the finale match shot of the light claiming that "a Hungarian has left a dead pig in my penthouse !"

At Fuerteventura 2008, Adam Holberg suddenly left the court claiming to be close to death by starvation leaving the Thorshavnian City Team waiting several days for the game never to be resumed.