Friday, May 19, 2006
World Champion hurt in CocoPalm accident
In an exclusive interview, SlamBangian WeltMeistro Jørn Rasmussen tells "Tennis News" about the tragical circumstances leading to the CocoPalm accident -
Q: What was a Cocopalm doing in your garden ?
A: Well, I´m having some Polish guys redecorating my garden !
A: Yeah man, woke up sunday afternoon and found the fucking palm.
A: Fucking Poles ! Fucking mistake, fired the fucking poles - did I !
A: What ? Oh yeah.... woke up monday, found out they´d forgotten Keith.
"What the fuck you doing in my CocoNutPalm", I shouted.
Q: Keith Richard of the Rolling Stones ?
A: Yeah man, "Don´t know a shit ! You´ve gotta ask your fucking Poles", Kieth said.
Q: What was Keith Richard doing in a Cocopalm in your garden ?
A: He´s got nothing to do, gotta get him out "Get the fuck down and out !", I shouted
A: Yeah, woke up thursday on the lawn - the fucking palm still there, Keith gone.
Headache, fucking headache !
Your man on the spot ch at 10:44:00 PM