SlamBang Tennis Society: Holberg turns 40.

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Friday, February 13, 2009

Holberg turns 40.

Former SlamBangian WorldChampion Adam Holberg today celebrates his 40th birthday in the company of several attached, menopausal females.

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Marc Jönson

Stockholm. Sweden.
24.12.1986. 162 cm. 100,12 kg. Turned pro 2012.
Lefthanded.
Nickname: The Husband, SwenskerSwin
Slambangian World Champion 2015-2016 (title vacated)
Winner of Australia Open 2015.

Adam Holberg

Australia - 24.12.1977 . 185 cm. 51 kg.
Pro since 1992 -
Former 8 time World SlamBangian single tennis champion - winner of Rhodos Open, Sweden Open, Thassos Open, Skåne Åben, Australia Open, Kos Open, Puerto Rico Open & Fuerteventura Open.
Former 2 time World Hetero Sexual Double Champion.
Knickname: The Playboy, The Jew, LadyBoy.

Yuorgos Rasmussious

Greece, plomari - 01.01.1956. 187cm. 102 kg. Pro since 1993.
Former 5 time Heterosexual World Champion.
Winner of Skåne Open, Australia Open.
Nickname: Fat Greek, Butterbean, Æble.

Claus Holmen

Denmark - 24.12.1978. 195 cm. 97.002 kg.
Former 7 time World Champion. Winner of Østersø Cup, Rhodos Open, Kos Cup, Falaraki Open, Kreta Open, Argentina Open, Korfu Open, Australia Open , Øresund Open, De Østrigske Mesterskaber and Svenska Mästerskap.
Former 7 time World Heterosexual Double Champion.
Nickname: Handsome, The Raging Bull, El Formidable. King of Salsa.

Dean Martin Holberg

Las Vegas, USA - 01.01.1978. 182 cm. 69,9 kg. Pro since 2004. Former SlamBangian Heterosexual World Champion 2007 - 08.
Winner of Skåne Åben 2007 and Østriske Meisterschaff 2015.
Nickname: Hårbollen.

Hans Bin Háfjall

Fareo Islands, Thorshavn - 10.12.1978. 186 cm. 100 kg. TransAtlantic heterosexual Male Champion 1994, vice Kretean Champion, Captain of the National Fareoean National Team, reigning Heterosexual Male Double Australian Champion.
Pro since 1994.
Nickname: Grindedræber, Frikadelle.

Per Holmen

Amager, DK. 16.11.1978. 197 cm. 112 kg. Parttime pro since 1993.
Santorini Champion. Winner of Malmö Open.

Winner of Fuerteventura Male Doubles 2011.
World Double Meistro 1997-2001, 2011 -
Copenhagen Xmas Double champion 2006.
Trainer of Gustav Carl Carlsberg.
Nickname: The Entertainer, The Bouncer.

Erling Kodex

Hungary, Budapest - 01.01.1977. 186 cm. 100 kg.
Pro since 2001.
Nephew of HOF Oskar Kovacs.
Winner of Skåne 2007 Doubles Championship.
Nickname: Big Dick, Big Günther.

Alexander von GrossenCock

Denmark, 24.12.1979. 218 cm. 138 kg.
Pro debut at Copa Argentina, july 2008.
Preussian Meister 2008, 2009, 2010 & 2011
Argentinian Double Meistro 2010.
Nickname: Boom.

Shane Inzane Holmen

Perth, Western Australia.
24.12.1978. 182 cm. 129,34 kg.
Pro since 2004.
Winner of Holte Open 2004.
Australia Open Male Doubles 2009.
Nickname: Bad news.

Sebastian Holmen

Lorteöen, DK
24.12.1990. 204,7 cm. 63,2 kg. Pro since 2012.
WildCard and debut at 2012 Australia Open
Nickname: The Beast from East.

Oskar Kovacs

1971-2000. Budapest Hungary.
Resurrected 2013 -
Heterosexual Male Double Champion 1997-2000.
Puerto Rican ViceChampion.
Skåne Open 1997 Double Champion.
Nickname: Bøsseluder.

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Jesper Falk Petersen

Helsingöre, DK
24,12.1968. 167 cm. 108 kg. Turned pro 2014.
Righthanded
Nickname: The Hawk, Kojak.

Morty Anthonsen

1969-1998. Copenhagen. Denmark.
Elected HALL OF SHAME 1998
Disqualified for Homosexuality.
Kidnapped by US-marines and killed in Iran 1998.
Nickname: Dame Edna.

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