Meine damen
und Herren, we've made it to Austria.
It's finally time for the last major of
the year: De Østriske Mesterskaber.
by Adolph Heeetler & Eva von Bruun
The top
players in the SlamBangian Society will descend upon Helsingør Tennis Club next
Saturday to battle for glory.
Former world
champions such as Claus Holmen and Jørn Rasmussen alias Yorgos Rasmussios
will be competing while some fresher faces will try to play spoiler and cement
their place in tennis history.
There's
nothing quite as exciting as tennis in Helsingør, so it's important to study up
and be ready for all of the action.
Luckily, we
have you covered. Keep reading for a full preview of the 2014 De Østriske
Mesterskaber.
The Top
Guys Are a Bit Shaky
If you
haven't been paying attention to tennis closely this year, you might not
recognize the guys at the top of the game. Sure, their names ring a bell—Adam
Holberg, Jørn Rasmussios and Claus Holmen—but they look a bit different on the
court.
For World
Meistro Adam Holberg it is his first attempt at De Østriske Mesterskaber. The
Aussie playboy once lived in Helsingør, at the foot of the Alps. These days he
resides at LorteØen. He could be the favorite to capture the title. Much
depends on the drinks provided by the sponsors.
Claus
Holmen has looked unsure of himself and his game all year is not what we expect
to see from such an overwhelming talent.
Holmen needs to stop overthinking things and blowing easy leads.
Most people
thought that Australia Open was Ramussioses best chance to win SlamBang title
No. 18, but right now, his odds at the Østriske Mesterskab are looking pretty good too. He looks slimmer due to diarrhea and has cut
down his daily smoking from 80 to 52.
Will Oskar
Erling Kovacs Find His Form?
A lot of
Ramussiosses (and everyone else's) chances at De Østriske Mesterskaber depends
upon whether Oskar Kovacs can find his game in time to make a run. The
Budapestian needs to start trusting in the mobility of his legs again. Both
will be dangerous if they can get through the first hour but Kovacs could be
prone to upsets during his first few matches.
Per
Holmen
Per Holmen is
in the best form of all of them, but his best isn't unbeatable.
The top three
are still dangerous but not as dominant as they have been in the past. And while he won the doubles at the Australia
Open 2014, he is still a llitte bit away from the form that gave him the Santorinian title 17 years
ago.
The
Young Guys Are Coming
As the guys
at the top begin to show cracks in their facades, the younger generation is
starting to make some waves. We use the term "younger" loosely here to
mean the 45-and-under crowd. Sebastian Holmen, and Henrik Larsen have
particularly made big impressions this season.
Slowly but
surely, there are signs that it's time for the next generation to shine.
Alexander
von GrossenCock
GrossenCock
has been discussed among the next best things of SlamBangtennis since he
defeated Osko Kodex for the Preussian Meisterschaff back in 2008, but he hasn't
ever really lived up to his early promise.
But a
couple of weeks ago in a spa in Sweden, GrossenCock was hit by a divine
revalation while recovering from alcohol
poisoning:
“ Ich
denke, wissen Sie, when you decide to be a tennis spieler you know that will happen and you know that
there is no –the Alps, wissen Sie, can be reached at the top. Sie mussen believe
in it. Even if, wissen Sie, the people around you sagst you are a
betrunken DomPap, you believe in it. And when you believe in something,
wissen Sie, it make it sometimes
possible.”
Unfortunately,
Herr GrossenCock, all of his 7 feet and 465 pounds has still to leave the spa.
Is
It Time for a Younger Guy to Break Through?
Henrik
Larsen made his professional debut reaching the last 8 at Australia Open. After Sebastian Holmen made the cut at Australia Open, all eyes will
be on the next generation to see if one of those guys can get their maiden
SlamBang.
Hans Háfjall
Háfjall, back from textickle surgery last season, the 29, 39 or 55-year-old Thorshavnian has risen all the way to No. 5 in the world. And with his win over reigning World Champion Adam Holberg in the Swedish quarters 12 years ago, he seems to have announced himself as a contender for majors. .
So long he is healthy he remains the dominant force on the carpet until further notice (and deterioration due to injury or age). It would not be a grand surprice if he wins De Østriske Mesterskaber without ever being in danger of losing. With respect to all the other fantastic SlamBangers in the draw, we think he will lose 2 sets or less in the entire tournament, going 21-2 or better in the set department. We wish this could be considered a brave prediction but it just looks very matter of fact to us.
He has his eyes set on a major, and if the cards fall his way, he should fulfill his dreams at De Østriske Meisterskaber.
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