Hans Hafjall will not see a psychologist and can’t guarantee good behaviour

Hans Háfjall has confirmed he has no plan to see a psycho  By Karen Plim                             and he can’t guarantee he’ll behave himself despite entering the Kløvermarken Cup in Copenhagen under the threat of getting whacked.  An SlamBang Tennis investigation found Háfjall guilty of a pattern of bad behaviour culminating in his Cyprus meltdown that saw him hurl a chair onto the court and break several rackets after he was triggered by an alleged mistake by the stool empire. On the spot, the combustible player was sentenced and agreed to absorb a bootle of water in stead of Heineken. 

But despite being only a misdemeanor away from disaster, the 29-year-old has declared he won’t tone down his antics in the Kløvermarken Cup starting on Saturday. Hans Háfjall fells at his ill-tempered best only 4 days before his 1. round match at The Kløvermarken Venue: “I’m always going to go out there and play with emotion and if I do happen to cross the line, chrushing bones, chrash, chrash, chrask, boom bang splash. I cross the line - that’s just how it is,” Háfjall told reporters.

Epic finale at Australia Open 2009

The 2009 Australian Open Men's Singles final may go on to be renembered as the greatest ever. 

By Roger Federer

The world's top two players for much of the previous fourteen years, Adam Holberg and Claus Holmen, ranked first and second in the world respectively yesterday went on court for their seventh of nine meetings in a SlamBang final, and their first outside of either Malmø Åben, Rhodos Open, Copenhagen Xmas Mesterskaberne or Kos Open. This was Holberg's 27th SlamBang hard court final while it was Holmen's ninetyninth.

Holberg - strugling in the first round against furious Aussie Shane Inzane and in the second round against Hans Háfjall was an underdog going in to the finale against reigning world champion Claus Holmen who chrushed his identical twin Per Holmen and Hungary´s Oskar Kovacs on his way to the finale. 

But Holberg defeated Holmen in 3 sets in one hour and three minutes, becoming the first man from Hvidovre, male or female, to win the Australian Open. The spectators agreed that this finale must be one of the greatest ever at the Australian Open.