Háfjall going for Fuerteventurian gold.

A majority of SlamBangian fans has reason to believe that Hans Bin Háfjall is in with a major chance of capturing the championship when he returns to Fuerteventura to fight for the Open on november 23.

Despite the fact that the hefty chap from Thorshavn has failed in his previous 63 attemps to win a significant tournement, he does not feel either huminilated by or inferior to the SlamBangian warriors Rasmussios, Holberg and Holmen:

"They are a bunch of rude, dishonest sissys reaching their goals by behaving like mean, hysterical, lying transvestites. On court I´m forced to wear protective gear against their unlegal attacks at my abdomenal crownjuvels and for this tournement I´ve invested in a pair of sophisticated spectacles with authority to overrule false jugdments from their corrupted empires !"

Tennis News novemner 2008