Friday, April 20, 2012

German out of Australia

With tears in his eyes, Alexander von GrossenCock bid farewell to playing at Australia Open.
Nürnberg, Germany
“I have problems with my ankle, knees, back and I´m spending 87% of my time dealing with pain. It is not going to get better,” von GrossenCock said.
The still.reigning Presseuan Meistro, GrossenCock takes his view of the sport as a whole. “I´m out - but as long as the top four guys are out there, obviously the championship is in great shape,” he says. “But the SlamBangian Society must be preparing for the day when world super stars like  Per Holmen,  Claus Holmen and Sebastian Holmen get troubled with problems with ankles, knees, backs and spends 87% of their time dealing with pain”.
He is talking of innovation; of getting the balance right between court, ball and strings and more.
As compatriot and former SlamBangian WorldChampion Yourgos Rasmussios says, “Hold din kæft, din bonderøv !". 

 

SlamBangian Tennis Ratings


1. Adam Holberg      Australia  
2. Claus Holmen      Denmark      
3. Yorgo Rasmussios Greece
4. Per Holmen         Australia
5. Hans Háfjall         Feroe Islands
6. A. GrossenCock  Deutchland
7. Osko Kodex        Hungary
8. Dean Martin H.    Las Vegas
9. Crazy Shane       Australia
10. Sebastian H.     Denmark







- Fuerteventurian doublewinners Holmen and Rasmussios are ranked  among the 10 best SlamBangian singles.





10 comments:

badadamholberg said...

No pain, no brain....

Anonymous said...

Wanker !

Anonymous said...

Sie kommen nie wieder...
Schultz

Anonymous said...

Cool Dudes

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Anonymous said...

COOL OUTFIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous said...

Det må være på lørdag på Kløvermarken at i spiller. Er nogen af jer medlemmer derude og kan man melde sig til jeres private turneringer. Det kunne være en idé at samle flere private turneringer i et regi.
Med venlig hilsen
Rune Bærentzen - "Bærentzen Cup".

Anonymous said...

Hej Rune,
Sorry, at jeg først ser din kommentar med et års forsinkelse. Du har ret, hvad angår private turneringer. Din egen i BTSK er jo ren kult. Ebbe kører Rudersdal Open og mon ikke. at der er flere rundt omkring uden for DTFregi, der kunne slås sammen i en eller anden form for afslappet turnringsform ?
BW
Claus Holmen